Please don't contact me about a record deal.  No record deals.  That's not what I do.  Thanks for understanding.  Oh, oh very funny.  Your thinking your gonna do it anyways.  Sorry, already had that chuckle.  No record deals.  Please.

Best way to contact me..
You can email me: bruce[ ]unsprungmedia.com - don't forget the @.
Or, just call me +1.978.368.1424 before 10:00 PM EST.